12 November 2009

Allandale Interchange Bridge - Demolished

The 40-year-old Allandale Interchange Bridge became just a memory this weekend following its demolition in just 16 short hours.
The bridge, is to make way for the widening of the N1 in Gauteng. The bridge was the first of three earmarked for removal to be demolished as part of the ongoing Gauteng Freeway Improvement Project (GFIP) that is being undertaken by the South African National Roads Agency Limited (SANRAL).
The others that will follow are the Le Roux and Nelmapius bridges on the N1. These will be replaced to provide additional capacity on the N1. With the help of appropriate mechanical equipment ,the bridge was reduced to rubble.

Nederlandse Hoenderkos!

“Opfok” beteken "grootmaak" of "groei" in Nederlands.
Ek soek sommer 'n paar sakke - Ek ken 'n paar mense wat ek wil "grootmaak"!!

09 November 2009

'Joostgate' - finally the truth


Am I the only one who thinks that Joost is an absolute ‘wuss’? I mean there he went on the record to say that “I never had sexual relations with this woman” …Oh no sorry that is the wrong scandal. “It is not me in the tapes …the guy on the tapes has a bigger penis” – what sick tormented human being goes on about the size of his member …and then it comes out that it actually was him. He clearly has more brains in his small head …than in the big one…

And the cherry on top is that now he has released his ‘all-tell’ book, so that we can read about his inner demons and struggles that forced him to shnarff Kat and have sex with strippers. Yah right Joost – I have no sympathy for you or your raunchy behaviour. You lied to the whole of South Africa to save your own neck!!! Out of principle I will not read your book (nor advise anyone to buy it) – you have done enough damage.

Poor Amore, I really hope she divorces your sorry ass !!!

To go and watch the videos click here

Brilliant little dancers

06 November 2009

NFL ...Pick Me

Gautrain Stations


Maximum travelling speeds between 160 and 180 km/h
• It will reach Johannesburg Park Station from Hatfield in 42 minutes
• Frequency of six trains per hour per direction (every 10 minutes)
• Operated 18 hours per day
• Maximum seated peak hour capacity of 4000 passengers per direction

Rosebank Station


OR Thambo



Marlboro




Midrand





Rhodesfield






Sandton







Sandton








Centurion









Centurion










Park Station









04 November 2009

Jozi Rainy Day Drama...Why Joburgers can't drive


Like paying taxes, traffic is one of those non-negotiable things that we all have to deal with on a daily basis. Similar to all Joburgers (and other urban dwellers) I also have to face the daily grind to earn my face cream and to support my shopping addiction.

Even though Joburgers have the ability to eat their lunch, talk on the cell phone (hopefully on hands-free), avoid smash-and-grabbers while throwing a zap-sign at the taxi driver that has just cut you of …all at once, they don’t have the aptitude to drive when a few drops of rain has fallen. Why is that?

I always thought that because of the population density of 3.9 million in Jozi (as per the 1997 census) that there should be more accidents than in other provinces…but even if you try to figure out the accident rate per million ….we exceed the benchmark when it starts to rain.

So here are some of the reasons I think Joburgers are unable to stay on the road when it is raining:
The multi-tasking culture while driving does not seem to stop when the heavens open
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The irritation of sitting in traffic for hours gets to some people …and well “wie nie wil hoor nie moet voel”
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Our Metro Police or JMPD are not interested in guiding traffic when gridlocked – but will rather sit and trap speeding cars (which does not exist when it is raining and the traffic is bumper-to-bumper - eish!!!)
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When it rains half of Jozi robots go on strike … WTF ??!!
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Joburger’s will still go over a robot 2-3 seconds after it turned amber …a clear recipe for disaster
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Drainage in Jozi is poor in some parts due to blocked storm water drains…meaning that your car becomes a floating boat …which is OK if only you could steer it to where you wanted to go
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Safe-following distance in Jozi is 30cm …allow more than that and some Evil Kanevil driver will push his 4x4 into that space …setting you back a few minutes in time

Waking up in the morning and hearing thunder outside is enough to let some people put in a day’s “sick” leave. But when you get home in one piece (or rather if you get home…) after a long day’s toil, rainy weather is the best dividend for that cuddle session and a glass of merlot…it is called BMW after all. So let it pour honey...let it pour.

Ayoba! Ayoba-Yoh!



Driving to work in the morning you can't help but to hear "Ayoba! Ayoba-Yoh!" as MTN's new campaign kicked of. Now it has gotten to the point where I am 'Ayoba-ing' with the add when it happens - does this mean that I am getting some 'Ayoba-ness' ??... What the hell is Ayoba ??!!
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In my search for an answer I read up about the campaign. The campaign basically is that MTN wants to add 'Ayobaness' to every soccer fans life by giving away prizes that money can't buy. MTN is offering 10 South African football fans and their partner the opportunity to watch 25 Fifa World Cup™ games next year. The lucky winners will make history as never before has anyone attended so many games during a single World Cup event.
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So now I know what the campaign is about ...but no 'Ayoba'. Some extra research and Ta-Da... success !! The word Ayoba means great, amazing, fantastic, or kiff but like 10 times cooler or rather more ‘Ayoba’. But some even use it when agreeing with something or when saying 'Hi' or 'Bye'. An interesting fact is that the phrase actually comes from a Lucky Dube song "I've got you babe" - the song ends with Dube shouting "Ayoba-Yoh".
Well I need to work on my Ayobaness a bit ... signing off ...
"Ayoba-yoba-yoba-yoh!!"

Legal Question ...


Is this 'statue'tory rape? ... or just a monumental mistake?

More pics: Moses Mabhida Stadium (Durban)

With every day passing ...excitement is growing. Other posts on Durban Stadium

MIKA - New Album: "The boy who knew too much"


When I first did a write about ‘the boy who sings like a girl’ (20 Dec 2007) I don’t think that any of us expected the positive world-wide response to his music. Well it is almost 2 years later and he has a new album out …equally entertaining as the first one – if not better.
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His new album titled ‘The boy who knew too much’, Mika worked with producer Greg Wells (who also produced his first album). Mika described the album’s theme as Part II on dealing with his teenage years. In his own words the songs are like “gothic Tim Burton-esque fantasies”.

An interesting fact is that the album artwork (as with the first) was designed by Mika’s sister and was inspired by children’s picture books from the 1940s and 1970s.
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There has been speculation about his sexuality, but in a September 2009 interview in Gay & Night, Mika commented on his sexuality: "I've never ever labeled myself. But having said that; I've never limited my life, I've never limited who I sleep with... Call me whatever you want. Call me bisexual, if you need a term for me…You should be as free as you want”

My favourites on his new album are:
“We are Golden”
“Blame it on the Girls”
“Rain”


Mika you are still infectious!!! You go boy …girl ….Oh whatever it doesn’t matter – we love you!
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Wozzel ...this one if for you :)

Idiots !!

What is it with people and their little silly tricks they try ...some people should not be allowed to watch TV lol :)

Idiot 1

Idiot 2

Barking Mad - Click and feed a animal ...It's free

This site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (about 15 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box (at the right hand top corner) 'Click to give - It's free'.

This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.
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Animals can not fight for themselves and we, as responsible and aware citizens, have an obligation to make sure that neglected and abused animals are cared for - as all animals should experience the love and attention they deserve.
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Save their website on your 'Favourites' and make it a daily morning ritual - your click can save an animal's life !!
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Click on BarkingMad and do your part - you know it is the right thing to do :)
(A special thanks to Maureen Anderson for her work in Animal Welfare - you are an inspiration)

02 November 2009

What should we call her ??!!

I can hear all of you going "Aaaaawwww cute" - I know...
This cute little bundle was picked up this morning - but we need help with what to call her. She is a Boston Terrier and well I don't have to mention anything about the cute factor.
Post your suggestions on what you think we should call her :)

Mr. Gay South Africa™ - The Grand Finale

The time has come to choose a winner who will be representing the entire LGBTI community for 2010. Sixteen gorgeous finalist from all corners of South Africa will be competing to be crowned the ultimate gay man at this year's Mr Gay South Africa pageant. With a venue like The State Theatre's Opera House in Pretoria, it is no surprise that tickets are selling like 'hot cakes' and that this will be, without a doubt, the hottest event of the year. With prizes in excess of R400,000.00 ...this is history in the making.
Get out the best outfit, bring together your most glamorous friends and make sure you are seen at this year's Mr Gay South Africa pageant. This is one event I won't miss.
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Venue: The Opera House, State Theatre, Pretoria
Date: 28 November 2009
Time: Doors open at 19.00, show starts at 20.00
Director: Anne Williams – Celebrated Director
Entertainment: Timothy Moloi (the sensational Crooner) & Judy Page (the renowned songstress and “Queen of the Extravaganza stage”)
Your hosts: Jason Greer (TV Personality will be the MC) & Miss Cathy Specific (Your 'Air' Hostess “In Charge”)
Guest Designer 2009: Perow by Boncou – new men’s lable by well-known designer Peter Bondesio
Further more: A surprise or two awaits you the audience on the night
Winners trophy: A bronze sculpture specially made by famous sculptor - Manie Connoway
The Stars: 16 gorgeous gay men from around SA
The Film Crew: Nico Steyn of the God Company
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Dress: Smart Darling! Very smart
Entrance: R100 (Balcony), R150 (stalls) and R200 (VIP area)
Ticket sales: Computicket (click here)
Cash bar available
After-party: Legends Night Club - FREE ENTRY (worth R60) with your Mr. Gay South Africa™ Computicket ticket
For the non clubbers: At Al Bar – your cozy gay bar in Hatfield.
Audience Prize: Trip for two to Zanzibar, Dar Es Salaam and the Serengeti – value R50 000

Anne Williams

Jason Greer

The fabulous Miss Cathy Specific

Judy Page

Timothy Moloi

Spot the difference

Madge we still love you though !!! :)

South African words explained...



For all the visitors to our fabulous country next year for the 2010 Fifa World Cup - here is South African Words Explained 101. It will give you some guidelines to avoid getting donnered or klapped :)

Braai
What is a braai? It is the first thing you will be invited to when you visit South Africa . A braai is a backyard barbecue and it will take place whatever the weather. So you will have to go even if it's raining like mad. At a braai you will be introduced to a substance known as mieliepap.

Ag
This one of the most useful South African words. Pronounced like the "ach" in the German "achtung", it can be used to start a reply when you are asked a tricky question, as in: "Ag, I don't know." Or a sense of resignation:"Ag OK, I'll have some more mieliepap then." It can stand alone too as a signal of irritation.

Donner
A rude word, it comes from the Afrikaans "donder" (thunder). Pronounced "dorner", it means "beat up." A team member in your rugby team can get donnered in a game, or your wife can donner you if you come back from a braai at three in the morning.

Eina
Widely used by all language groups, this word, derived from the Afrikaans, means "ouch." Pronounced "aynah". You can say it in sympathy when you see your friend the day after he got donnered by his wife.

Hey
Often used at the end of a sentence to emphasize the importance of what has just been said, as in "You're only going to get donnered if you come in late again, hey?" It can also stand alone as a question. Instead of saying "excuse me?" or "pardon me?" when you have not heard something directed at you, you can always say: "Hey?"

Izit?
This is another great word to use in conversations. Derived from the two words "is" and "it", it can be used when you have nothing to contribute if someone tells you something at a braai. For instance, if someone would say: "The Russians will succeed in their bid for capitalism once they adopt a work ethic and respect for private ownership." It is quite appropriate to respond by saying: "Izit?"

Ja well no fine
This is another conversation fallback. Derived from the four words: "yes", "well", "no" and fine", it roughly means "OK". If your bank manager tells you your account is overdrawn, you can, with confidence, say: "Jawelnofine."

Klap
An Afrikaans word meaning smack, whack or spank. If you spend too much time in front of the TV during exam time, you could end up getting a "klap" from your mother. In America , that is called child abuse. In South Africa , it is called promoting education. But to get "lekker geklap" is to get motherlessly drunk.

Lekker
An Afrikaans word meaning nice, this word is used by all language groups to express approval. If you enjoyed a braai thoroughly, you can say: "Now that was lekk-errrrrrr!" while drawing out the last syllable.

Tekkies
These are sneakers or running shoes. The word is also used to describe automobile or truck tyres. "Fat tekkies" are really wide tyres, as in: "You've got lekker fat tekkies on your Vôlla, hey?"

Dop
This word has two basic meanings, one good and one bad. First the good: A dop is a drink, a cocktail, a sundowner, a noggin. When invited for a dop, be careful! It could be one sedate drink or a blast, depending on the company. Now the bad: To dop is to fail. If you "dopped" standard two (Grade 4) more than once, you probably won't be reading this.

Saamie
This is a sandwich. For generations, school- children have traded "saamies" during lunch breaks. In South Africa you don't send your kid to school with liver-polony saamies. They are impossible to trade.

Bakkie
This word is pronounced "bucky" and can refer to a small truck or pick-up. If a young man takes his "girl" (date) in a bakkie it could be considered as a not so "lekker" form of transport if the seats can't recline.

Howzit
This is a universal South African greeting, and you will hear this word throughout the country. It is often accompanied with the word "Yes!" as in: "Yes, howzit?". In which case you answer "No, fine."

Now now
In much of the outside world, this is a comforting phrase: "Now now, it's really not so bad." But in South Africa , this phrase is used in the following manner: "Just wait, I'll be there now now." It means "a little after now".

Tune grief
To be tuned grief is to be aggravated, harassed. For example, if you argue with somebody about a rugby game at a braai and the person had too much dop (is a little "geklap"), he might easily get aggravated and say.: "You're tuning me grief, hey!". To continue the argument after this could be unwise and result in major tuning of grief...

Boet
This is an Afrikaans word meaning "brother" which is shared by all language groups. Pronounced "boot" but shorter, as in "foot", it can be applied to a brother or any person of the male sex. For instance a father can call his son "boet" and friends can apply the term to each other too. Sometimes the diminutive "boetie" is used. But don't use it on someone you hardly know - it will be thought patronizing and could lead to you getting a "lekker klap".

Pasop
From the Afrikaans phrase meaning "Watch Out!", this warning is used and heeded by all language groups. As in: "The boss hasn't had his coffee yet - so you better pasop boet" Sometimes just the word "pasop!" is enough without further explanation. Everyone knows it sets out a line in the sand not to be crossed.

Skop, Skiet en donner
Literally "kick, shoot and thunder", this phrase is used by many South African speakers to describe action movies. A Chuck Norris movie is always a good choice if you're in the mood for of a lekker skop, skiet en donner flick.

Vrot
Pronounced - "frot". A expressive word which means "rotten" or "putrid" in Afrikaans, it is used by all language groups to describe anything they really dislike. Most commonly intended to describe fruit or vegetables whose shelf lives have long expired, but a pair of old tekkies (sneakers) worn a few years too long can be termed "vrot" by some unfortunate folk which find themselves in the same vicinity as the wearer. Also a rugby player who misses important kicks or tackles can be said to have played a vrot game - opposite to a "lekker" game (but not to his face). A movie was once reviewed with this headline: "Slick Flick, Vrot Plot." Could also be used as an expression" I got vrot last night" (drunk)

Rock up
To rock up is to just, sort of arrive (called "gate crash" in other parts of the world). You don't make an appointment or tell anyone you are coming - you just rock up. Friends can do that but you have to be selective about it. For example, you can't ju st rock up for a job interview.

Scale
To scale something is to steal it. A person who is "scaly" has a doubtful character, is possibly a scumbag, and should rather be left off the invitation list to your next braai.

Ja-nee
"Yes No" in English. Politics in South Africa has always been associated with family arguments and in some cases even with physical fights. It is believed that this expression originated with a family member who didn't want to get a klap or get donnerred, so he just every now and then muttered "ja-nee". Use it when you are required to respond, but would rather not choose to agree or disagree.

Thanks Gail for sending me this :)