Pick up line...??!!

Proof that there are South Africans in Iraq ...

I knew they were REAL !!

What does "Happily Ever After" mean ....

Poem: Waves

From green, deep and cold.....

To shore and land slowly unfold....

White hair in wind and storm....

In clear sun you come in any form....

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So from within you clean the soul....

In sadness, anger or happiness just roll...

Brining all thats in and out, to shore...

Listen, feel and do, it just pore....

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Clean it on rocks of ears and eye....

All that been from days, years gone by...

Wash away all wreck in waters deep...

Leaving clear waters, love to keep....
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by Andries Rasdyn

Another FB boo-boo :)

LETTER TO TRUWORTHS

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you.

I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.

However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors,quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that yours will come out shortly...

Sincerely Yours,
Mr Ndlovu


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PS: I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws

OUT OF OFFICE REPLY

Please take note that I shall be out of Office for the rest of the day as I bought myself a pony ....and am very eager to take it for a ride....

World Cup 2010... Questions from tourists

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres take lots of water...
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Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes...
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not...oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
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Q: Which di rection is north in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
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Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? ( France )
A: No, WE don 't stink.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can di spense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.
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Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

"NO"

----- "NO" -----

No more mr sorry, no more fear.....

Open eyes and mind to clear.....

Go the world ways of life, to live.....

Start the take and leave, the give.....

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One of hart and one in mind.....

It's all been others, and to kind.....

Turn the ways, that stood alone.....

Walk the road, take the zone....

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Selfish minds and pushing hearts.....

Never give to thee that think they smart.....

Its all for me and that is so......

Feel great and joy to just say no....

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- by Andries Radyn

Faceless Cartoons

Be careful of what you put on FB ...

Municipality Strike: GAUTENG

Just thought this would be interesting :)

Onthou jy nog ...

Condolences: Tel Aviv Community Centre Shooting

Our deepest condolences to the families who lost loved ones in the Tel Aviv Gay Youth Centre shooting.

Two people were killed on Saturday night and several others were wounded when a gunman burst into a gay community center in the heart of Tel Aviv and opened fire with a machine gun.

This is a terrible thing to have happened - and I hope the gunman who is still on the loose, will be brought to justice soon.

New Show "Glitter Sisters"

All new show tonight in Norwood
So if you up for a good show and very good tasting food do make your booking.
For bookings you can call Hailey on 084-678-8765 @ Picalla Premadona!

Come and support local talent boyz and girls - I am sure you guys will agree that these ladies are smoking hot and oozes talent.

P.S: Show starts at 21H00

Wise Words ...

Thanks for this one Darren - it's brilliant :)

Some new ones

Dontcha wish your Boyfriend was hot like me???

Thanks Kathryn :)

The GayClic Collab Against Homophobia - Fuck You by Lily Allen

GayClic launched an appeal to its reader to participate in a video response to that of Stevie Bee Bishop, with the aim that i will be ready for the World Day against Homophobia (17 May)

Excellent guys! This is brilliant!!

Click on FUCK YOU and enjoy :)

SUPPORT: Save Bryce Faulkner

Hi Everyone

This story is one that really touched me. Read and send on to your friends. I know we are far from the USA - but you never know.

The story is as follow:
"A 23 year old pre-med student from Arkansas in the US has gone missing after his family discovered that he was gay. It is now alleged that Bryce Faulkner’s conservative Christian family threatened to cut Bryce off from his family and finances if he did not go into “ex-gay therapy”.
Faulkner’s boyfriend, Travis, last received a tearful phone call from Bryce on June 15. Before his disappearance, Faulkner told his friends that he planned to be open about his relationship and move closer to Travis who lives in Wisconsin.

However, after finding Bryce’s password, his mother discovered emails which Bryce had written to Travis. According to a website set up by gay rights activist Reverend Brett Harris for Bryce, “in order to manipulate Bryce into accepting ‘treatment’ for his homosexuality, they [his family] took away everything and left him the choice of becoming homeless and destitute or going into therapy. As anyone can imagine, this wasn't much of a choice.” " [mambaonline]

We as South Africans have one of the most liberal Constitutions in the world, but it is our duty to help our fellow GLBT family around the world and also look after their well-being. Go and visit the following sites and their FB group and show your support.

Save Bryce
Gayclic
Facebook

TOXIC TORSO

As you all know we posted a pic of the now famous T-shirt that said "Joost did it" - we had a huge response with people asking where they could buy it - well good news boys and girls ....their website is up and running!! You all know that I am a HUGE supported of South African Entrepreneurs ...especially if they follow their dreams couples with creativity. The Toxic Torse Team has got both - click on the Title-Link to go directly to their website.

To entice you, here is a small excerpt from their website:
“Toxic Torso was established in 2009 by two very optimistic individuals. When we say “optimistic individuals” we really mean money hungry and mentally ill human beings. They should not be allowed to roam the earth freely and need to be jailed for life!
But we digress... We here at Toxic Torso believe that everyone has a right to say what's on their minds...but why only say it when you can wear it too!

Our T-shirts are specially made for people who don't hide behind political correctness, don't conform to society's crazy expectations and, in essence, just don't give a fuck. We only use the best quality T-Shirts, the best printing method, and the best designs... no second grade shit for a Toxic Torso. Our T-Shirts are limited and of the highest quality so no mainstream bullshit here. Premium Prices for Premium T-Shirts... accept it or fuck off.

Your Toxic Torso will speak for you when you aren’t able to, whether you are passed out, punched out or just too fucking lazy to put words together and utter them.
So... if you want a T-shirt that is just as bad ass as you, and probably will out live you, then you have just discovered your soul mate... “

Well done guys !! Keep up the good work.

Cyanide ...Oh Cyanide

NANDO's did it Again!

How does SA Boyzz Measure Up

The data was acquired by Dr Eduardo Gomez de Diego who runs Andromedical, a clinic specialising in non-surgical penis enlargement and on other medical studies carried out worldwide.
The world average length in erection has been established at 14cm.

JOE ARPAIO: Love Him or Hate Him

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

These are some of the reasons why:Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave." He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel, he replied: "So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd 2009), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed wire surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On the Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were overheard chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves." The same day he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents there too, and they have to walk all day in that sun, wearing full battle gear and getting shot at, and THEY have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were like yours there would be a lot less crime and we would not be in the current position of running out of prison space in South Africa with one of the highest crime rates because ... our Government believes that criminal have more rights than the victims?!

What is your feelings on this topic? Do you agree or disagree with Joe Arpaio's antics? Post your comments.

(Click on the Title-Link for more info on Joe)

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

What are they doing?

Thanks Izak for this one :)

The "Low-Cut-Dress" Secretary

BLUE MOVIE