Pick up line...??!!

Proof that there are South Africans in Iraq ...

I knew they were REAL !!

What does "Happily Ever After" mean ....

Poem: Waves

From green, deep and cold.....

To shore and land slowly unfold....

White hair in wind and storm....

In clear sun you come in any form....

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So from within you clean the soul....

In sadness, anger or happiness just roll...

Brining all thats in and out, to shore...

Listen, feel and do, it just pore....

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Clean it on rocks of ears and eye....

All that been from days, years gone by...

Wash away all wreck in waters deep...

Leaving clear waters, love to keep....
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by Andries Rasdyn

Another FB boo-boo :)

LETTER TO TRUWORTHS

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you.

I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.

However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors,quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that yours will come out shortly...

Sincerely Yours,
Mr Ndlovu


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PS: I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws

OUT OF OFFICE REPLY

Please take note that I shall be out of Office for the rest of the day as I bought myself a pony ....and am very eager to take it for a ride....

World Cup 2010... Questions from tourists

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres take lots of water...
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Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes...
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not...oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
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Q: Which di rection is north in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
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Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? ( France )
A: No, WE don 't stink.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can di spense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.
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Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

"NO"

----- "NO" -----

No more mr sorry, no more fear.....

Open eyes and mind to clear.....

Go the world ways of life, to live.....

Start the take and leave, the give.....

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One of hart and one in mind.....

It's all been others, and to kind.....

Turn the ways, that stood alone.....

Walk the road, take the zone....

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Selfish minds and pushing hearts.....

Never give to thee that think they smart.....

Its all for me and that is so......

Feel great and joy to just say no....

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- by Andries Radyn

Faceless Cartoons

Be careful of what you put on FB ...

Municipality Strike: GAUTENG

Just thought this would be interesting :)

Onthou jy nog ...

Condolences: Tel Aviv Community Centre Shooting

Our deepest condolences to the families who lost loved ones in the Tel Aviv Gay Youth Centre shooting.

Two people were killed on Saturday night and several others were wounded when a gunman burst into a gay community center in the heart of Tel Aviv and opened fire with a machine gun.

This is a terrible thing to have happened - and I hope the gunman who is still on the loose, will be brought to justice soon.

New Show "Glitter Sisters"

All new show tonight in Norwood
So if you up for a good show and very good tasting food do make your booking.
For bookings you can call Hailey on 084-678-8765 @ Picalla Premadona!

Come and support local talent boyz and girls - I am sure you guys will agree that these ladies are smoking hot and oozes talent.

P.S: Show starts at 21H00

Wise Words ...

Thanks for this one Darren - it's brilliant :)

Some new ones