24 August 2009


Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you.

I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.

However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors,quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately.

I hope that yours will come out shortly...

Sincerely Yours,
Mr Ndlovu

PS: I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Excellent !! :)