14 December 2009

Vote Earth !!!




On 16 December, when world leaders arrive in Copenhagen for the crucial endgame negotiations at the UN Climate Conference, a four-hour program will be underway for a special event bringing the Earth Hour and Hopenhagen campaigns together in the heart of the Danish capital.
At precisely 7pm (CET) the eyes of the world will turn to the representatives of the 192 countries attending the climate summit. Plunging their city into darkness for one hour, Earth Hour, the 1 million citizens of Copenhagen will send the world's leaders a clear message on behalf of the 6.7 billion citizens of the planet: the world is calling for decisive action on climate change; it's time for leaders to listen.
You only have to look around our Google map to see that people all over the world are Voting Earth. Join them now by casting your vote too, and help build our global mandate for real action on climate change in Copenhagen
Come on Africa - Lets vote !!! At the end of the day it is developing countries (mostly in Africa) that will be hit hardest by Climate Change !!
Just remember ....
There is no Planet B

Weird road signs around the world


Penguin Small Talk Failure


Remember this ...


Tiger...


10 December 2009

Weeweechu.... !!!

It was a romantic full moon when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" , said Rosita.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." , replied Rosita.
"Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
....
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

Blond goes back to work... after a few years

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09 December 2009

Fun gifts this season ...for people who have everything

BANANA GUARD
Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and store individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas any time, anywhere.

LOCK-CUP
Lock Cup - Anti-Theft Coffee Cup. Are you tired of others stealing your coffee cup? Well now there's a solution. The Lock - Cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole.


TRANSPARENT TOASTER
You love toast, but you always burn it? Than, this invention Is for you This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you just have to take it out when the colour is right. This idea is based on a transparent heating glass technology.

TRAVELER'S PHRASE BOOK T-SHIRT
If you are traveling a lot and don't always know the language of the country you are visiting, then this T-shirt is for you. It has a phrase book printed on it so just point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, 'Where is it?' and in no time you have found what you were looking for... Or not. (Another possibility for the foreign language impaired)

07 December 2009

Final Draw for 2010 FIFA World Cup™

The focus of the football world’s attention was squarely focused on Cape Town on Friday as the Final Draw for the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ mapped out the opening rounds of next year’s football showpiece.

In what Chief Executive Officer of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Organising Committee South Africa, Dr Danny Jordaan, described as ,”a great celebration of Africa”, the Final Draw was proof that South Africa is more than ready to put on a show like no other when the 32 teams arrive in the country. Go to FIFA to read full update
So how this will work is that Teams were devided into Groups. All teams in a specific Group will have the opportunity to play against each other. The top two teams in each group will go through to the next round.

Thus the schedule looks as follow (click on image to enlarge):

Garfield


That end of year feeling


SAPO Recalls Stamp

SUBJECT - Julius Malema STAMP

The Reported Problem: Stamp Was Not Sticking To Envelopes.
Course of Action: The Premiers Office Allocated R1.5 Million To Test Stamp
FINDINGS
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.




Kinder Joy in Jamaica


CSI Miami...

03 December 2009

For good luck ...

Eeeeek!!! LOL

New Anti-Smoking Campaign ...Smoking makes you Gay


New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

I can't believe this ...this will never be allowed in South Africa

PMS ...


MAKLIKE KERSKOEK RESEPPIE'TJIE

(Hierdie is die maklikste resep ooit!)

Bestanddele:
1 Koppie Water
1 Teelepel Koeksoda
1 Koppie Suiker
1 Teelepel Sout
1 Koppie Bruin Suiker
Suurlemoensap
4 Groot Eiers
Neute
1 Bottel Brandewyn
2 Koppies droë Vrugte
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Metode:
Proe die Brandewyn om die gehalte te toets.
Neem 'n groot mengbak en proe die Brandewyn.
Maak seker dis die beste gehalte, skink een koppie vol en drink dit. Herhaal.
Skakel die menger aan. Klits een koppie botter in 'n donsige bak.
Voeg 'n teelepel suiker by. Klits weer.
Maak seker die Brandwyn is sjteeds goed.
Drink nog 'n koppie vir die wisen onwis.
Skakel die menger af.
Breek twee eiers, gooi dit en die droëvrugte by. Tel die vrugte van die vloer af op. Meng die skakelaar aan.
As die droëvrugte vassjit, sjkroewedraaier dit losj.
Proe die Brandewyn vir gifterigheid. Sif nou twee koppies sout of so iets. Wie gee om?
Proe die Brandewyn. Sif die suurlemoenspa, dreineer dei neuter en gooi 'n tafel by.
Dan een lepel sjuiker, of sjo ietsj. Wat jy ook al kankry.
Smjeer die oond.
Draai die koekpan 360°en moenie val nie.
Menger die afskakel.
Gooi die bak deurrie venster en drunkie laasjte Brandewyn op.

Gekersde Seënfees!!!!

Santa's close call

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The creative process ...of writing exams