The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
A dog's parents never visit.
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
.....or they are just GAY and loves animals :)