I will take 3 please lol :) 30 September 2009
Portuguese words of the day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Manuel to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Manuel replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one prego left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
The teacher told Manuel to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Manuel replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one prego left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
23 September 2009
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18 September 2009
Amazing Body Shots
Almost all of the following images were captured using a scanning electron microscope. Incredible detail of 1 to 5 nm (nanometer) in size can be detected...
Red Blood Cells: They look like little cinnamon candies here, but they're actually the most common type of blood cell in the human body - red blood cells (RBCs)
Blood Clot: Well, here's what it looks like when red blood cells get caught up in the sticky web of a blood clot. The cell in the middle is a white blood cell.
Alveoli in the Lung: This is what a colour-enhanced image of the inner surface of your lung looks like. The hollow cavities are alveoli; this is where gas exchange occurs with the blood.
Lung Cancer Cells: This image of warped lung cancer cells is in stark contrast to the healthy lung in the previous picture
Villi of Small Intestine: Villi in the small intestine increase the surface area of the gut, which helps in the absorption of food. Look closely and you will see some food stuck in one of the crevices.
Human Egg with Coronal Cells: This image is of a purple, colour-enhanced human egg sitting on a pin. The egg is coated with the zona pellicuda, a glycoprotein that protects the egg but also helps to trap and bind sperm. Two coronal cells are attached to the zona pellicuda.
Human Embryo and Sperm: It looks like the world at war, but it is actually five days after the fertilisation of an egg, with some remaining sperm cells still sticking around. This fluorescent image was captured using a confocal microscope. The embryo and sperm cell nuclei are stained purple while sperm tails are green. The blue areas are gap junctions, which form connections between the cells
Red Blood Cells: They look like little cinnamon candies here, but they're actually the most common type of blood cell in the human body - red blood cells (RBCs)
Blood Clot: Well, here's what it looks like when red blood cells get caught up in the sticky web of a blood clot. The cell in the middle is a white blood cell.
Alveoli in the Lung: This is what a colour-enhanced image of the inner surface of your lung looks like. The hollow cavities are alveoli; this is where gas exchange occurs with the blood.
Lung Cancer Cells: This image of warped lung cancer cells is in stark contrast to the healthy lung in the previous picture
Villi of Small Intestine: Villi in the small intestine increase the surface area of the gut, which helps in the absorption of food. Look closely and you will see some food stuck in one of the crevices.
Human Egg with Coronal Cells: This image is of a purple, colour-enhanced human egg sitting on a pin. The egg is coated with the zona pellicuda, a glycoprotein that protects the egg but also helps to trap and bind sperm. Two coronal cells are attached to the zona pellicuda.
Human Embryo and Sperm: It looks like the world at war, but it is actually five days after the fertilisation of an egg, with some remaining sperm cells still sticking around. This fluorescent image was captured using a confocal microscope. The embryo and sperm cell nuclei are stained purple while sperm tails are green. The blue areas are gap junctions, which form connections between the cells
17 September 2009
Plumbum... in the news again
It is always nice to see innovation that work. If you have considered getting your hands on your own pair of Plumbum undies but never got to it ....maybe this article (very appropriately labelled "Wonderballs") will help you make that leap in trying not just a local brand ...but also one that actually delivers on what they promise. Well done Preston and the gang :)This is an exerpt from the article - but click on the title link to read the full article:
"From the moment I tried on my first pair, the appeal of the once-trusted Calvin Kleins became kleiner and kleiner. For once I felt entirely comfortable with the knowledge that I had all my eggs snugly ensconced in one (double-layered, engineered) basket. Not once during the course of the day did I feel the need to 'shift my gearstick'; sitting cross-legged didn't involve the socially awkward let's-adjust-those-groaning-gonads-so-we-don't-squeeze-the-life-out-them movement; renegade testes appearing as though they were attempting a prison break from scrotatraz became nothing more than a distant memory. "
14 September 2009
Lady Gaga during 2009 MTV Video Music Awards
The versatile Lady Gaga and her awesome outfits - Here are the different looks of Lady Gaga at the MTV Video Music Awards held in New York ... from the red carpet to the after party :) Enjoy :)
11 September 2009
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08 September 2009
Some general life tips ...
Here are some general life tips - read ...I am sure you will find one that is of value to your life...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson !
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship...
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it...
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
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