30 September 2009

Portuguese words of the day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Manuel to use the word cheese in a sentence.

Manuel replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.


2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.


3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.


4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!


5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.


6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!


7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!


8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.


9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one prego left, but don't worry wheelchair


10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.


11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.


12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.


13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.


14. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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