30 September 2009
The teacher told Manuel to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Manuel replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one prego left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
21 September 2009
18 September 2009
Red Blood Cells: They look like little cinnamon candies here, but they're actually the most common type of blood cell in the human body - red blood cells (RBCs)
Blood Clot: Well, here's what it looks like when red blood cells get caught up in the sticky web of a blood clot. The cell in the middle is a white blood cell.
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08 September 2009
Here are some general life tips - read ...I am sure you will find one that is of value to your life...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson !
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship...
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it...
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.