Toe hoem it mei konsern,
I want to aplaai for the job what I saw in the courant.
I can Taaip reelie kwiek wit one finggar and doo sum a countieng..
I thienk I are good on the phoune and I nou I am a piepels person, Piepels reelie siem to respont to me well.
I nou my spellieng is not to good but I find that I Offen can get a job throe my persinaletie.
My sellerie is open sou we can diskas wat yoe want to pei me and wat yoe thienk that I am wort,
I can start iemieditely.
Thank yoe in atwaans fore yore anser. houpfulie Yore best apliecant sou farr.
Sinseerly, lotty (short for Laurence)
PS : Bekose my resimay ies a bit short - below is a piekture of me.
Dear Lotty ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check
See you Monday...